Musing On An Oasis Water Cooler

"Hey man, what is going on?"

"Nothing much except it looks like our old water cooler is busted."

"That is not good. You have any idea what is wrong with it?"

"Nope. Not at all."

"Is there any way to fix it?"

"I have no idea how to fix it; in fact I do not think any one else here has any idea either."

"So what now?"

"The boss wants to get a new Oasis water cooler for the office."

"Sounds fancy."

"It is. As a matter of fact, the boss wants us to get two."

"Wow, he is really going all out."

"Yeah. The Oasis water cooler will dispense cold water as well as hot water that can be used for tea or coffee."

"True enough."

"Also, the Oasis cooler has a built-in refrigerator attached to it. It has 0.7 cubic feet capacity and can hold up 36 cans of whatever beverages we want. Obviously we can also use it to store everybody's lunches; that is part of the reason why the boss wants to get two for the office."

"That makes sense. Besides, the big office fridge we got is almost always full."

"I agree.  Speaking of which, that fridge needs to be cleaned out by the end of the day..."

"Not it!"